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301: There is no Security with Shaking Ground, Mad Shoplifters and Thieving Families
We can never totally isolate ourselves from evil,risk, threat and bad things in general. Rather than worry about it we should get out and about and enjoy life and not be obsessed with creating a no risk environment. Besides, there is no such animal.
302: Parents Wanted - No Experience Required?
Parents with children under age sixteen are lucky. Their children can't drive them crazy. In fact, their children don't have licenses to drive them anywhere. Parents, however, don't have licenses to be parents of children any age.
303: Does A Face-Lift Make You Taller?
If lots of face-lifts are free, looking up at the night sky to watch a falling star must qualify as a free face-lift.
304: What's The Cost Of Beauty?
New beauty products are being tested every day, but how? I've never seen a guinea pig or a rat with wrinkles.
305: Lessons in Life We Can Learn from Ugly Women with Big Tattoos
It's true that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but sometimes deflecting focus away from ugliness actually makes one relatively prettier.
306: What Makes A Good Day Better?
Every day above ground is a good day. Having a siren-blaring, police car speed past you when you realize you're driving over the speed limit makes a good day better.
307: Welcome to California National Park!
When California runs out of water, we can make it into one heck of a national park. Don't forget to bring your water bottles...
308: Can Confusion Be Confuted?
One of the things that confuses me is the word "con". How can a word that means swindle also mean to study carefully?
309: After Forty Are Birthday Cards Junk Mail?
All I had to do to stop calls from telemarketers was make a phone call. Who can I call to stop junk mail?
310: Is Dieting A Weighty Problem?
Every day, all over the world, people are losing weight. Am I the only one who wants to know where the weight goes?
311: Is Being Taken For Granted Taken For Granted?
If you see me talking to my car, I'm actually thanking it. I don't want to take my car for granted because it takes me wherever I want to go.
312: Don't You Wish Wishes Came True?
When I was a little girl, my grandmother would ask me what I'd wish for if I had three wishes. Unfortunately, Grandmother wouldn't let me wish for more wishes.
313: What's Good Husband Material?
Although I think I know what good husband material is, I'm not an expert on the subject. After all, I've had only one husband.
314: Is Time Management Manageable?
If time could be managed, it could be slowed down. It can't be, so doesn't that prove it can't be managed?
315: Go Ahead, I Dare Ya! Google My Name!
When I was a kid we used to dare, double dare and then double dog dare. Nobody googled.
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