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286: Boycott Chinese and Buy Mexican
Better to buy from friends and neighbors than from those that poison us and even their own.
287: Did You Get The Word?
"Notions" used to be small, useful things - like needles and threads - sold in stores. Now notions are just general ideas - which gives you a notion what's happening to words.
288: Does The Shoe Fit?
When I was a little girl, I loved to play dress-up in my mother's high heels. I still love to wear high heels. They lift my spirits.
289: Who Put The "Ow" In Wedding Vow?
I think "til death do us part" should be taken out of the wedding vows. The average marriage lasts only twenty-four years.
290: Shouldn't There Be A "C" In Glasses?
I buy glasses at drug stores. I buy them at supermarkets, bookstores, car washes and flea markets. No matter which glasses I wear, I can't see spending money on designer glasses.
291: UCSC Treesitting Protesters Barking Up Some Really, Really Big Redwood Trees
If your son or daughter were protesting 150 up on redwood tree limb should you demand they transfer to Texas A&M?
292: How Your Collective Thinking is Destroying Your Mind, Career, Personal Life and Hippocampus
Those that think like sheep become sheep.
293: 2008 Election Proving Once Again the USA is the Greatest Nation in the Entire Universe
Once again we prove our advanced democratic system is aces and helps us keep our status as the best nation in the Universe.
294: Whatever Happened To...?
Whatever happened to commercials? Yes, I miss them. TiVo eliminates the built-in time to talk about programs.
295: Are Doors Open For Discussion?
When we moved into our new home, I told my family I was open to suggestions for a new, front door. Does that qualify as an open-door policy?
296: The Year The Rats Came
Sometime during my sixth grade year, the rats came. We had a rat infestation. An unhealthy rat plague! I recall this as one of the most frustrating years of my mother's and my life.
297: Shouldn't Meditation Be Spelled MMMMMeditation?
I think I figured out what causes road rage in LA. When people are driving, they can't close their eyes and meditate.
298: Mostly long jokes last for only some minute of laughter
Good jokes don't come along all the often which is why, when they do, they must be carefully looked after. I sometimes ask people, if they have heard any good jokes lately? And do you know how they often answer, "Oh, I can never remember jokes!"
299: Where Does the Expression "Sleep Tight" Come From?
We have all heard the old saying of "sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite". Since this is incredibly gross, let's just focus on the first part. Tight is a word that can be used to mean so many things in slang. But even with the language changes over the years, sleep tight is still a good wish of sorts.
300: Do Sayings Go Without Saying?
Although I don't know where the expression "take you to the cleaners" comes from, I know it means to fleece someone - which makes sense. If you wash fleece it will shrink. It should be taken to the cleaners.
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