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256: Is Running Late Exercise?
If the movie "Snow White" were made today, the seven dwarfs wouldn't sing "Whistle While You Work". Instead, Grumpy would have a solo. He'd sing, "Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think".
257: Are We Programmed More Than TV?
When we're driving and see a red light, we're programmed to stop. Those who don't are programmed to look in their rear-view mirrors for at least twenty seconds.
258: Is Nostalgia A Sugar-Coated Memory?
Last fall my husband and I took a trip back East. The tress were glowing in shades of yellow, orange and red. As a transplanted New Englander, I started to get nostalgic. Then I heard John say a four-letter word - rake.
259: Who'd Like Four Rats?
What does a mother say when her young son wants to do his science project on cholesterol. She says,rats!
260: What Kind Of Car Are You?
If you like to look at flashy cars come to LA, but drive carefully. One of the explanations for the amount of car accidents in LA is that people are looking at all the flashy cars instead of looking where they're driving.
261: Does Environmentally Sound Make A Noise?
Mother Earth is taken for granted. I've never sent her a card on Mother's Day. Have you?
262: How Old Is Your Car In People Years?
There are advantages to driving an old car. It teaches you humility and patience. It teaches you to respect old age and - not having to make car payments.
263: Does Every Litter Bit Hurt?
Unfortunately, litter isn't just outside. There's litter inside our homes. When you're not looking, casual living can turn into chaos.
264: Who Put Hospital In Hospitality?
Five dollars for an aspirin. Five thousand dollars for a room. The cost of hospital care is enough to make you sick.
265: Is It Advertising Or Adverteasing?
If it says hardware on a sign, I know tools are sold there. I have no idea what's sold at West Coast Custom. Aren't signs meant to attract customers? If so, some signs needs "custom-er-izing".
266: Are You Listed?
I've reached the age where lists are a necessity. If I don't write things down, I forget them. Of course, this leads to another problem - remembering where I put the lists.
267: Isn't Dining Out In?
Because of hectic schedules, more people eat out; but because of the tight economy, fewer people dine out. What's the difference? About twenty dollars per person.
268: Would You Bet Everyone Gambles?
On the East Coast weather is a gamble. Do you take an umbrella, wear boots or buy snow tires? Now I live on the West Coast - where weather is no sweat-er.
269: Is It The Holidze Again?
Tis the season to be jolly - tree trimmed, presents wrapped, meal planned and carol singing. Stores have their decorations up before Halloween. Next year I should start feeling jolly the day after Labor Day.
270: Aren't There Too Many I's In Criticism?
Abraham Lincoln said we have the right to criticize if we have the heart to help. Who could criticize that?
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