A Baby Clothing Guide for New Dads

Does anyone think about poor old dad when a new baby is born? New mom's have typically waited for this day their entire lives, but when baby comes home poor old dad is left to face a whole new world with a new set of rules and terminology. Even something as simple as baby clothing can leave a new dad feeling confused. What is a layette for goodness' sake, some sort of crib? What is an onesie, the first little piggy in the five little piggies game? A baby kimono, are you kidding me? Aren't those just for Japanese babies? This article will uncover the secret terminology designed to leave dad feeling inadequate and helpless by providing definitions to a few baby clothing terms. But don't tell any women about this, it might put an end to the conspiracy.

The term "layette" comes from French and roughly means "little box". Today we use the term to mean a complete set of clothing for a baby. At one time clothing needs for baby were not considered as extensively as today, so as you may have guessed by now the term "little box" was much more appropriate. I'm sure many dads are wondering why just having a little box of clothing can't be the fashion again, but then you probably only own a few pairs of shoes yourself.

Contrary to what you might think, an "onesie" isn't part of the three little piggies game. The term actually refers to a tee shirt type outfit that snaps together at the crotch. It ends the age old problem of a baby's shirt riding up and leaving the belly bare (yes, ask any mom and they'll agree it's a real problem). You might get a better picture from the alternative term "bodysuit" which means exactly what it sounds like. Well, I'm sure there must be some important distinguishing factor; I just don't know what that factor might be.

A baby kimono isn't nearly as impractical as it may sound. Basically, a baby kimono is a robe; it is open at the bottom, wraps around the front and is secured with a tie or belt of some type. If you wonder why it isn't just called a robe, then you just aren't getting this whole baby thing. That said, a baby kimono makes for quick diaper changes since there are no snaps involved (see "onesies" above). They are also a practical choice for babies who still have the umbilical stub attached since they can be loosened as needed.

So there you have it, dad. Now you're armed with a little terminology when you and your baby's mother go shopping. You can say something like, "What shall we include in the baby's layette, a few onesies and a nice baby kimono?" You'll impress your partner as well as any sales clerks who might have thought you'd be easy prey. Either that or you'll just raise a few eyebrows.